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Animal jokes. A man walks into a zoo the only animal was a dog. Nobody wants a. Now what s this animal a dog said ricky. Follow us on facebook instagram twitter and now pinterest too.

It s a good thing snakes and dogs don t interbreed. The funniest animal jokes and puns. What do you call shaving a crazy sheep. The animal control employee tells the man i m here to get the gorilla out of your tree.

Giraffe jokes turtle jokes fish jokes penguin jokes dog jokes plus many more. Where did the cat go when it lost its tail. Get and share the best funny animal jokes on the internet. A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn.

Now what animal is this she asked holding up a picture of a deer. Where do you find a dog with no legs. Where you left it. Which animal is white black and red all over the body.

He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up with a ladder a pit bull and a shotgun. Get your dam fish here a pastor hears this and asks why are you calling them dam fish. Nobody wants a loyal snake. It was a shitzu.

A little sunburnt penguin. Put it on my bill. None because the cats were all copy cats. What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same.

It s a good thing snakes and dogs don t interbreed. They love watching the old movies because the movies are black and white. There are ten cats standing on a boat. What do you call a snake that wears no clothes.

One cat jumps off the boat how many more cats are left. From silly domesticated fur balls we live with and love cats dogs to creatures we d rather admire from afar lions wolves these animal jokes are guaranteed to warrant some uproarious laugher from all kinds. What movies do pandas enjoy watching the most. The boy responds because i caught these fish at the local dam the pastor buys a couple fish takes them home to his wife and asks her to cook the dam fish.

To the retail store. Other animal jokes for kids. The class fell silent. Submit your favorite jokes and leave your comments.

But animals are at their funniest when they re the butt of the joke which is why we ve rounded up the the best animal jokes of all time ever. 100 of the best animal jokes.

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